Today is Prickle-Prickle, the 50th day of Bureaucracy in the YOLD 3180
Today is Bureflux, the 50th day of the season of Bureauracy (the fourth season in the Discordian Year) in this, the YOLD 3180. The Sacred Season Whollyday of Bureflux is celebrated by filling out random Official Paperwork with false details, and trying to slip it into the engines of information processing. Read the tale of Omar Khayyam Ravenhurst at Marine Air Base 11 for more details. Praise on this FluxDay to you all. May you pass under Her radar.
It’s a time to celebrate the wonderful mess that strict adherence to bureaucratic regulations can bring. So take some time to contemplate what a mess the good intentions of overzealous rule-makers can make. And eat some hot dogs but no buns since it’s Friday. And don’t forget the wine.
This is a legal Discordian religious holiday, recognized by the US government, and Discordians are within their rights to demand the day off from work. This isn't recommended for Bureflux, however, as this particular holiday is best celebrated in places of extreme bureaucracy. Imbibe large quantities of your preferred intoxicant.