October 16th, 2019


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I want to introduce you with a Soviet Discordian Saint:
Kirill Ignatievich Shpak found water where nobody thought to find it, started a vegetable garden, people were growing vegetables here. He taught Chabans how to grow corn. He planted the garden. The Chabans rejoice: the water was next to them. Kirill said to the guys: "Let's put the tower over the well as a memento". To help the Chabans be more effective to look for water. So the tower appeared. Nearby we can see foundations - there were many buildings here...
They made a documentary about him called "Lord of the Flies".


Посреди степи. Башня Шпака. Область Мангистау ( The Shpak Tower. Mangystau Province )
by Vyatich100 on YouTube

Some of the people around him compare him to a brave little tailor, they joke on him about his unprecedented war with flies; others call him a garbage collector; some of them heard that he have breed a lot of rabbits and threaten to feed a whole city of Guriev with lot of rabbits and "throw hats"; some of them laugh too: he opened a zoo at home. And the others one has something spicy to add. It is known that the rumors of the earth are full... But few people will speak respectfully about the old "informal" man. Even the representative of the unforgivable profession - a dog hunter, who sometimes sells bodies of killed poor dogs to the old man, speaks about old man like an abnormal. The poacher, and he will condemn him - "defender of beasts".


Повелитель мух В. Тюлькин 1990
by Евгений Сулла on YouTube

(English subtitles are available)

#canonization #discordianism #documents #erisian #flies #hagiology #kazakhstan #nature #saint #ussr

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# ddate
Today is Prickle-Prickle, the 70th day of Bureaucracy in the YOLD 3185

ivan zlaxivan zlax wrote the following post Thu, 16 Oct 2014 18:02:00 +0400
to what extent is your world-view based on forgeries?
A forgery is a deliberate attempt to mislead the public (readers, spectators, audience.) This notion is generally attributed to an art form and does not imply any deceitful wrong-doing.

In mass consciousness, it is widely held that the Stonehenge is genuinely ancient, supposedly as old as five thousand years. Meanwhile, the island exhibits the tallest megalith ever worked by man, which is the Rudston monolith estimated to be only three and a half thousand years old. Moreover, as lately as seventy years ago, the Stonehenge location was reached out by a railway spur that was subsequently dismantled by the landed proprietors of that time. Here you can view the photos illustrating the process of building this forgery up, as well as acquaint yourself with the list of main sources for would-be etchings of past ages and written testimonials:

Or, may it be that the Stonehenge is genuine? Was the ancient civilization of Britain actually capable of rolling over the heavy tonnage stone blocks, much like the military and railway vehicles of the past century?

Another feature of mass consciousness is the belief in authenticity of the so-called “crop circles”. Aside from the fact that as lately as thirty years ago some ninety nine percents of photography and eyewitness accounts on them were coming exclusively from Britain itself, widely known today is the official web site belonging to the main group of creators of these images and allowing one to take a closer look at the technology of creating such circles:
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